"Jazz is like a bad boil in that no matter how many times you have it lanced, it keeps coming back."-Nicholas Payton (@nicpay).
"Fewer things in life with your pants on feel better than listening to Herbie, Ron, and Tony."
"They say you shouldn't shit where you eat, but it's certainly cool to find an appropriate place to do so once you've finished your meal."
"If a taste doesn't exist for what you're trying to sell, you have to create the market for addiction."
"There's no music more sexy than Roy Ayers' 70s jawns."
Dude has been on Twitter less than 48 hours and he's already my favorite person on Twitter.
@nicpay = @kanyewest + @jazzfamoose